Old as F*ck Brownie Slab

The Old as F*ck Brownie Slab by Staij & Co is a rich, indulgent chocolate brownie finished with a smooth milk-chocolate topping, colourful sprinkle accents, and bold handcrafted white chocolate lettering. Designed for milestone birthdays and tongue-in-cheek celebrations, this statement slab is perfect for those who appreciate humour with their dessert. Made using premium ingredients and presented with a clean, modern finish, it’s a crowd-pleasing way to celebrate getting older—because ageing deserves to be laughed at (and eaten).